mayo dreams

The other day as me and the hubs were in the kitchen, he starts a conversation by saying " i think i had a weird dream last night." " We were in the living room with like a big robot and you gave me a kiss and whispered "i have a secret, I'm gonna make my own mayonnaise." He looks at me laughing and asked, " I think it was a dream, weird huh?"

For a split second i held in my laughter, then i could hold it no more. " that wasn't a dream crazy, i am gonna make my own mayonnaise, and the big robot was us watching transformers."

His laughter stopped, not b/c it wasn't a dream. Not b/c he realized he forgot we watched transformers for the um-teenth time. But b/c i said i was making mayo. He hates mayo. he eats it on burgers and sandwiches but it has to be "sonic" thin. so thin you can't see it. He eats tuna, w/ no mayo. Yes just open the can & add crackers. he won't eat chicken salad. or anything really creamy.

Just think mayo, w/o all the crap manufacturers add in.

Now i am not saying if you eat store bought mayo your going to hades.

Not having a personal relationship w/ Jesus is the only way there.

I dream it will taste great, and be thicker. the mayo that is, not hades.

I will let you know.